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Sorry for the Wait

I'm really sorry for missing the return date, guys-- the power went out in my dorm and we had to be evacuated, and I haven't had access to my computer yet.
But I can assure you that you'll all be getting a new comic just as soon as I'm let back into my room, and I'll be surprised if that's any later than tomorrow night.
Don't touch that dial, folks!

posted by Master Ferret @ November 3rd, 2013, 4:08 am   0 comments





She keeps her Moet et Chandon / In her pretty cabinet

'Let them eat cake' she says
Just like Marie Antoinette
A built-in remedy
For Kruschev and Kennedy
At anytime an invitation
You can't decline

Caviar and cigarettes
Well versed in etiquette
Extraordinarily nice

SHE'S A KILLER
QUEEEEEEEEN
GUNPOWEDER, GELATINE
DYNAMITE WITH A LASER BEAM
GUARANTEED TO BLOW YOUR MI-IND


Anytime

posted by Master Ferret @ May 21st, 2013, 1:54 am   0 comments





Soon...

Sorry about this-- it only took a couple of weeks to break my new schedule.
I've been having some computer troubles, but I'll have some new stuff pretty soon.

Because I'm absolutely sure that everyone cares and reads these news posts religiously.

posted by Master Ferret @ September 22nd, 2012, 11:07 pm   0 comments





Return of the Squire

Hello, all.

Those of you who remember this comic may be surprised by this update, since I've not worked on this project for over two years.

I have been otherwise occupied-- with, you know, life-- the details of which I will not bore you with. But I got to thinking that I could actually make something cool out of this concept, and it could probably make some people laugh.

There will be a day when I go back and redo the older (bad) strips to match the format and quality of the newer ones. But it is not this day.

Welcome to LSMMB. Your one-stop shop for dumb crossover comics.

posted by Master Ferret @ July 28th, 2012, 5:49 pm   0 comments





So Yeah

You likely already know of my sprite comic prowess, but did you know that I can also draw badly?

It's true!

For proof, as well as a slight increase in amount of comics, (I say slight because you know how often I update my comics), visit the following site:

http://excellence.smackjeeves.com/

posted by Master Ferret @ June 24th, 2009, 12:59 pm   0 comments





Happy Holidays!

Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanzaa, or any other holiday that might be celebrated around this time. (I really hope I'm spelling those right.)

And, for those who celebrate Christmas, I hope Santa will came to your house with his sword sheathed. Unless you're evil. (If you don't get it, see the latest comic. The one that's Holiday-ey.)

Oh, there's a new "FAQ" section with questions that aren't actually asked. If you know more html than me, (pretty much everyone), please tell me how to put in spaces between lines.

(Like this.)

I just got Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess.(Gamecube Version.) It's awesome. :)

And a Happy New Year to all!

posted by Master Ferret @ December 20th, 2006, 7:18 pm   1 comments





Happy Thanksgiving!

For Thanksgiving, you get a comic! Yeah.
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! Unless you don't celebrate it. If that is the case, happy normal day!
...Or something like that.

posted by Master Ferret @ November 23rd, 2006, 11:07 am   1 comments





Yay!

Season one has started. Try not to blow up. Q.

posted by Master Ferret @ October 14th, 2006, 10:28 am   0 comments





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